sorry, is this a philosophy class?







skippurc0re:

communism jokes are best when shared with everyone




personifiedrandomness:

the single most unnecessary yet hilarious line in the film



mandasaurkitten:

Sometimes Angelica did do some nice things.

mandasaurkitten:

Sometimes Angelica did do some nice things.



sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life



meggannn:

thetrifrmphm:

snorl4x:

how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????

#what does the crayon define as an emergency

meggannn:

thetrifrmphm:

snorl4x:

how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????



itstonybetch:

Finnick showing us how to properly swallow for ya man



mewtoot:

if i go to hell i’m gonna torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in here or if it’s just me



begging4moar:

forevernasty:

story of my life

literally same








supernatural-direction13:

the-absolute-best-posts:

the1dlifeforme:

Ladies and gentleman, 21 year old twins and child stars Dylan and Cole Sprouse.

#ImCallingMoseby